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Posted on 19th Jul at 12:00 AM, with 3,206 notes

anarchyaustralia:

"Walk my way, Mrs. All American.”

"She looks so perfect standing there in my American Apparel underwear.”

"Don’t want to be an American idiot.”

I think we can all agree who the winner is.

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Posted on 18th Jul at 9:31 AM, with 614,347 notes
pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused
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pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

Posted on 18th Jul at 9:30 AM, with 2,778 notes
mako:

literally their entire dynamic in one screencap
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mako:

literally their entire dynamic in one screencap

Posted on 18th Jul at 9:30 AM, with 46,605 notes

kochela:

that terrible moment when your friend brings you to a new group of friends and you have no idea who anyone is and they dont talk to u and u just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to say to anyone

Posted on 18th Jul at 9:30 AM, with 18,824 notes
sixpenceee:

our-blades-are-sharp:

sixpenceee:

Here’s a fun little trick: take children’s clothes, dip them in water and hold them in place until they freeze like this. When the weather starts to get a little warmer, the invisible children slowly melt to the ground. 
I can sense a million new horror pranks or new ideas for creepy stories this way. 

Wow, thanks there Satan.

Y̜͎͖͔O̘͚͖̩̰͚̗͢U͢’̨̯̞̰̖̥̜R̶E̷͚̼͇̳̙̻̞ ̣͎͖̟̥Ẃ͇͖̪Ȩ̞L̨̬̳C͠O͍̪M̮͎̯͞E͈̖̗͇͉
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sixpenceee:

our-blades-are-sharp:

sixpenceee:

Here’s a fun little trick: take children’s clothes, dip them in water and hold them in place until they freeze like this. When the weather starts to get a little warmer, the invisible children slowly melt to the ground. 

I can sense a million new horror pranks or new ideas for creepy stories this way. 

Wow, thanks there Satan.

Y̜͎͖͔O̘͚͖̩̰͚̗͢U͢’̨̯̞̰̖̥̜R̶E̷͚̼͇̳̙̻̞ ̣͎͖̟̥Ẃ͇͖̪Ȩ̞L̨̬̳C͠O͍̪M̮͎̯͞E͈̖̗͇͉

Posted on 18th Jul at 9:29 AM, with 318,206 notes
theweedteacher:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just
thats just butter in a hotdog bun


This is a wild fucking picture man

theweedteacher:

ludicrouscupcake:

broimhereforthemusic:

this cat looks stoked as hell

thats just

thats just butter in a hotdog bun

This is a wild fucking picture man

Posted on 18th Jul at 9:26 AM, with 47,563 notes

cowwie:

i love seeing people tag posts with their friend’s name because it’s such a mystery to the rest of us. maybe this picture of a flower is their favorite type and you thought of them. maybe this random text post is a joke they made last week or two years ago. it’s so nice to see people being friends and i really like it

Tagged: #sierra,
Posted on 18th Jul at 9:26 AM, with 47,563 notes

cowwie:

i love seeing people tag posts with their friend’s name because it’s such a mystery to the rest of us. maybe this picture of a flower is their favorite type and you thought of them. maybe this random text post is a joke they made last week or two years ago. it’s so nice to see people being friends and i really like it

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